prog off

(sigh)

morgan’s too busy to prog-off with me any more … anyone up for a round?

someone find 60 seconds that eclipse 3:40-3:40

CB

… and since you rendered my next two comments mute, this is the only thing that can possibly neutralize arthur brown. 1:06 and 2:461

CB

wow. that’s gonna take me a minute to recover. i was crying laughing at my desk.

ok. so my first instinct was to send you this … cuz hey, JC gets a kick out of it at 1:15 and simon zealot really lets it rip at 1:55.

too easy though. instead, let PG weird you out for a full MINUTE with the cosmic lawnmower until his adorable jumping jacks win you over at 2:20

uhoh! i sense a FLUTE BATTLE!!!

MB

How about these dance moves blast away that and your next two comments pretty much. 0:54. Do it.

CB

how about TWO drummers and two sax? i wish there was twice as much of what starts happening at 0:44 (dig the carfree mug at 0:59)

… and i now challenge you to beat the insane look at 3:38. GO.

MB

‎0:52. This little sprightly fellow needs just one, and that’s fine.

CB

Helmuth would agree with you … he don’t need no drumsticks.

MB

have at thee! prog’s sometimes about just not giving a crap! 1:09

CB

sorry, bro .. the buns at 0:58 blow those out of the water.

oh, bonus moose knuckle at 2:05

MB

I blow that away with a prog booty counterstrike at 0:13

CB

amazing. i bet it smells like pencil shavings and keg foam… too easy.

so whaddya get when your oratory Latin prof, his TA, and all the support staff in the classics department start a band? note whack-a-mole solo at 0:47

MB

Ew, his face is pretty Bogota. If you want an ugly fight, get a peep of this lead singer. How’d you like to sniff that hair?

MB

I see your point, but if you want a face fight, just hop up to 1:53. He is a prog conduit. Powerless.

Pause it at like 1:56 for maximum effect.

CB

what’s that on the horizon, bob harris? a light house? a castle? not even a snarl of velvety sirens can disguise your intensely curious, oat-faced drummer. you KNOW he’s the one that started the band.

CB

props for understated charm … but sometimes you have to bow down to the fact that prog isn’t just about extended musical structures, but creating the best FACE to accompany those esoteric detours. BOOM.